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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
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