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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4955 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
