also, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, like, for real. and, like, the villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room.
so, like, if you wanna have a totally epic time and, like, see some crazy stuff, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and, like, meet some totally wacky characters.
but beware, if u get rejected from joining a cool minecraft team or if ur epic redstone creation gets trashed by a griefer, the negative effect can last for several days! so come join our server and experience the highs and lows of minecraft relationships like never before! who knew mining for diamonds could bring such drama and excitement? let’s get crafting, baby!