Total War threads Minecraft Servers

Total War threads Minecraft Servers

  • ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

    ShowStopperMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8942
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Villages Defended: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

    So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3033
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 206 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 1687
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3733
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Crops Grown: 4125
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 514652 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ores Mined: 7838

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • smp.me

    smp.me
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7140
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    Feature Description
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand Tools Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chat Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world map High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansion Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief prevention Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff team Experienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVP Players can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player heads Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community vote Community-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skip Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
    Join New Server IP

  • Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

    Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1085
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Votes: 6728 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

    Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

    We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1811
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Ores Mined: 6029 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Farms Harvested: 675 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyMornings

    MineCraftyMornings
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2131
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8449 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 327564 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeNoobsMC

    NukeNoobsMC
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 234
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Animals Bred: 56
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

    we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

    we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

    oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Money Can’t Buy Coolness

    Money Can’t Buy Coolness
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

    come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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