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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2586 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
