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Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4861
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	825633
Mines Excavated:	4930	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	4938
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	83	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Farms Harvested:	302	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!