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Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

Bombing, Chaos, coffee, comfort, Communists, Crafty, drug trade, EU, Eurocucks, indifference, Israhell, Mate, nationalism, oblivion, Problem, Problems, profit, Rich, Server, Sponsorship, Unitedstatians, US, Wars, world wars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

#15yearsago, #15yearslater, #feelingold, #Holdmebros, #timeflies, #timepassing, 1999, blocks, brotherhood, Day, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Server, Throwback

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8599
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Adventures, Anime, arrested, blocky, comedy, crime, friendship, funny, Heartwarming, humor, investigation, japanese, law enforcement, light-hearted, Manga, McBlockface, Police, quirky, slice of life, small town, Soremachi, tv show, You’re under arrest

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	279	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	6184	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6786
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

1. Ginger, 10. Acceptance, 11. Individuality, 12. Equality, 13. Red hair, 14. Misconceptions, 15. Beliefs, 16. Social issues, 17. Self-expression, 18. Cultural perceptions, 19. Human rights, 2. People, 20. Empowerment., 3. Souls, 4. Redheads, 5. Stereotypes, 6. Identity, 7. Discrimination, 8. Prejudice, 9. Diversity, Adventures, blocks, pixelated, Place, redheads, SoulfulGingerCraft, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, big, big boobas, body image, body positivity, BoobaCraft, Boobas, Chuubas, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, flat chest, Individuality, madness, Media influence, Minecraft, opinion, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, self esteem, self-confidence, societal norms, unite

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2552
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

Chat, Community, Conversation, discussion, Feedback, forum, Gamers, Gaming, internet, Media, MineCraftyMcCraftFace, ONLINE, opinion, Opinions, reactions, Social, think.., Thoughts, V, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Void Gems Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

arousal, attractive, Boys, Crafty, cute, desire, Erotica, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, Gay, handsome, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Men, Naughty, Pleasure, Send, Sexuality, Shack, twink, twinks, young

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

accomplishment, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Child’s, FANTASY, feats, immersive story, isekai, japanese, light novel, Manga, Marriage, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Play, rare, Realistic, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, rudeus, Rudys, Sylphy, Tenseis, time progression., Unique, world-building

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	850
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

ava92518, BDSM, control, Crafty, discipline, Dominant, F4M, FANTASY, female domination, fetish, findom, foot worship, honest sub, Humiliation, kik, Kik mistress, Kingdom, mistress and sub, obedience, online relationship, Roleplay, sexting, submissive

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchantments Applied:	226
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!