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RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	124606
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

aliens, bigfoot, channel, History, history channel, Holocaust, Internet meme, meme, meme archive, meme collection, Meme culture, meme discovery, meme folders, meme hunt, meme nostalgia, meme search, meme sharing, Minecraft, Pyramids, smp, viral meme

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6285
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, Distress, downhearted, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, Suffering, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8851
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

HezCraftRiotsIndya

activism, Conflict, death, demonstrations, Government, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, HezCraftRiotsIndya, India, leader, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Régime, resistance, solidarity, South Asia, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	8104	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

LifeLessonsMC SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!