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Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ores Mined:	6293
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5704
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	252375
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	5143	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	890918	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7546
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!