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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
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