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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1024 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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