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SillySerious SMP

Child Abuse Prevention, climate change, disregarded, domestic violence awareness, Education reform, environmental conservation, gender equality, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health awareness, mental illness stigma, Overlooked, political corruption, poverty alleviation, racial inequality, SillySerious, smp, social justice, Societal Problems, underestimated, underestimated issues, undervalued

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crops Grown:	1329
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magic Items Found:	1344
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3605	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	147312
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	110	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).