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RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Enchantments Applied:	101	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6451
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	44

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4939	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magic Items Found:	5420	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9416	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	8335

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!