| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2947 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6744 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 209 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9214 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1625 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8880 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 146 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4845 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1545 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 140 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2718 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 972 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
