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Minecraft SMP rug pulls you

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	1518
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.

Advanced Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	3344

Are you tired of feeling like a brainiac in a world full of dum-dums? Do you crave mindless entertainment to escape the complexities of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your advanced thoughts at the door, because here we only speak in emojis and memes. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time without having to think too hard.

So why waste your time trying to keep up with the complexities of life when you can join us and embrace the simple joys of building, exploring, and trolling your friends? Come on, let your brain take a vacation and join our server today!

Ladesh Minecraft SMP: Who Is Ladesh? And Why Are We Going To Bang…

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	202
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	214	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including banging players like Ladesh! Who is Ladesh, you ask? Well, let me tell you, he’s the most sought-after player on the server because he’s got all the diamonds and knows all the secret recipes for the best potions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, he’ll give you the key to his diamond vault. So, come join us and see if you have what it takes to bang Ladesh and claim your riches!