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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!