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MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	9978
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchantments Applied:	111	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WorkLifeCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, family, healthy habits, hobbies, mental health, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Prioritization, productivity, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Stress Management, time for yourself, Time management, wellness, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workaholic, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can build giant castles and ride pigs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and befriending talking cows. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our virtual therapist will help you balance your work and personal life by reminding you to take breaks and prioritize self-care.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stress and hello to endless fun!

WeinerCraftersUnite!

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Comical, Curious, eccentric, funny, Humorous, Kinky, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wacky, WeinerCraftersUnite, weird

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Potions Brewed:	131	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to put your weiner in the craziest and most bizarre places imaginable! From lava pits to creeper explosions, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Just remember to keep your weiner safe and sound, you never know where it might end up next!