too happy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

blocky, copes, Country, Fun, Happy, Heard, heard people, in your country, intelligence, long trail tags, meets, Nonsensical, nonsensical copes, other nonsensical, people, Say, Smart, SmartyPantsCraft, tags, too happy, too smart, too smart to be happy, too smart to be happywhat, what are some, what are some other

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	5803

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3014	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

<!DOCTYPE html>

Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Emeralds Found:	3670	Votes:	4276
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2788

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!