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Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2647	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8950	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	29602
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	608
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	6126	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8985
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1451	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Star Shards Collected:	235

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Votes:	1274	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!