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Why Didn’t Dems Steal It? Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, democrats, Dems, Didnt, dirty politics, dishonesty, election fraud, election integrity, election interference, Minecraft, political corruption, political games, political manipulation, political scandals, political strategy, political tactics, power struggle, rigged election, Server, steal, stolen election, unethical behavior, voter fraud, voter suppression

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Democrats couldn’t resist stealing our diamonds! That’s right, our server is so full of riches and treasures that even the most corrupt politicians couldn’t resist trying to get their hands on them.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.

So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!

Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds

Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, double standards, fetishization, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Hypocrisy, internet culture, jacking, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, sexual objectification, Sexualization, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trans, trans girls, transphobic

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ores Mined:	3363	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	1868	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	114	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!