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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	4282	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

ABRAMS, Battlegroup North, blackrock, Chug, Comfy Happening, Council of Europe, CraftyChug, debt interest payments, Estonia, French Jets, Globohomo, Israel, Kharkov Region, kyiv, Lithuania, lolz, military age Ukrainian men., NATO Council, nuspeak, Poland, putin, shoigu, soldiers, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine General, Ukrainian military, UKROP, US support, Zelensky

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517305	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	144
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, Dawn Office Fixer, download links, e.g.o, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pointillist Student, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, REIGNS, Ryoshu, Sanguine Desire Rodion, tutorial, Walpurgis Night, Wingbeat Ishmael

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1805	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7404
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.