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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8891 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
