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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

PunishedCraft

behavioral correction, Childhood, childhood discipline, childhood memories, consequences, consequences for actions, discipline, discipline methods, grounding, growing up, naughty behavior, parental discipline, parental punishment, PunishedCraft, punishment for kids, punishment stories, spanking, strict parents, strict upbringing, time out, worst punishment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Remember that time you got grounded for a week for accidentally breaking a vase? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to wear a chicken suit and cluck around the spawn point for a day! Join us for a wild ride of crazy shenanigans and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Aid Edition

aid, Assistance, Charity, civilians, Community Outreach, Conflict, Crisis, distribution, Donations, eastern europe, Edition, FOREIGN AID, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Outreach, Peacebuilding, relief efforts, russia, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2685	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, so like, on this server, we got Ukrainians straight up delivering humanitarian aid to peeps in Russia’s Kursk Oblast. Like, how crazy is that? You can join this server and be part of the epic adventure of helping out those in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and meet a talking cow named Boris. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the world one block at a time!

MetaAnimal1v1Craft

1v1 fights, adaptation, aggression, Behavior, biology, Combat, Competition, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Instincts, living animal, Meta, MetaAnimal1v1Craft, Nature, predator, prey, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tactics, Techniques

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol this server is like the ultimate showdown for all the animals in minecraft. like, did you know that every animal has a secret meta for winning 1v1 fights? like, cows have a secret karate move that can knock out any opponent, and chickens have a super speed attack that can leave you dizzy. it’s like a battle royale but with animals, and it’s totally insane. join now and discover the hidden powers of all the creatures in minecraft. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

AgeBurst44n60Craft

44, 60, AgeBurst44n60Craft, aging, aging milestones, aging patterns, aging process, Aging research, aging study, biology, BURSTS, discovery, genetics, health, human biology, humans, LIFESPAN, Longevity, research, scientists, study

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Runes Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!

VarentPVP

#GamingCommunity, AdventureServers, competitivegaming, CompetitivePrisons, CreativeExpression, DominanceChallenge, DungeonGameplay, ExcitingChallenges, ExclusiveBonuses, Factions, GamingCommunities, MinecraftAdventure, minecraftprisons, MinecraftRanks, Opprisons, Prison, PrisonEvents, PrisonRewards, Prisonservers, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, ThrillingGameplay, TopPrisonServers, WaterwayQuests

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mines Excavated:	2466	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

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GODFC

Adventure, Challenges, Community, competitive, Difficult, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, GODFC, hobby, Leveling, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, STRONG, Survival, Survival Games, Upgrades, virtual

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Today I will introduce you to a SKYBLOCK server that will satisfy your longings and add new hobbies to you. First of all, our server is a difficult level in terms of economy. It is neither like the overrated servers nor the servers with very low economy. This server will not tire you but will take your time to be very strong.

45.94.170.86:25596

GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	101	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	812

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9576	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?