TOFunny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyLambda Minecraft Server

07th expansion, Anime, bernkastel, CraftyLambda, gameboard, golden witch, higurashi, lambdadelta, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Ryukishi07, Server, Thread, umineko, Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, umineko when they cry, visual novel, witch of certainty, witch of the absolute, witch of the end, witch of the theatergoing, witches tea party

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Lambdadelta thread for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of candy. They battled evil gingerbread men and rode unicorns made of cotton candy. It was a sugar rush like no other!

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So come join us on Lambdadelta thread for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Chronicles, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Players, Final Fantasy XIV Updates, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raiding, smp, xivg, zurvan

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the patch notes are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added new mobs that drop diamonds like it’s raining bling, and the Ender Dragon now wears a top hat for a fancy touch.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company that specializes in building giant statues of Steve riding a llama, or start your own Linkshell dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive pink sheep block.

In-game Events: Savage Raiding begins today, where players must battle it out with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor. Will you survive the chaos?

Meetups: Join us on August 3rd for the Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge meetup. Compete in the /xivg/ Mahdong Open Tournament for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community crazier than a pack of zombie villagers on a caffeine high? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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HouseworkHustlerz

Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, domestic responsibilities, equality, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, household duties, Household Management, household responsibilities, housework, HouseworkHustlerz, Marriage, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sharing tasks, teamwork, working together

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housework drama is non-existent and the only thing overflowing is our creativity!

Join us and leave all your real-life chores behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

Our server is the perfect escape for anyone tired of waiting for their partner to fold the clothes or do the dishes. We promise no one will ever ask you to find their underwear while you’re busy fighting off creepers.

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and exploring endless possibilities. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

No apologies needed here, just grab your pickaxe and let’s start this epic adventure together!

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Orcs World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay Fantasy Adventure PvP Quests Magic War Battles Kingdoms Dungeons Monsters Exploration Skills Heroes Survival Clans Creatures Lore Questing Factions, Survival, Towny

Orc’s World is an uprising server that will inevitably be able to come out on top. With the many game modes and games there is that meets the eye, anything is possible. From surviving with your friends, to dueling it out just to take a person’s bed, to even stealing a flag that has some meaning, there is simply so much to see, to experience, to enjoy. Your foray into the Minecraft community starts here. You have a long way to go.

play.orcsworld.net

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OxyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Black Market, campus, college, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, drug dealing, drug distribution, drug trafficking, illegal activity, illegal substances, law enforcement, Minecraft, Narcotics, Oxycraft, oxys, prescription drugs, risky behavior, selling drugs, Server, substance abuse, underground economy, University

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as selling oxys at your university? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on a constant high. Join us and start your virtual drug empire today! Just don’t forget to watch out for the Minecraft cops, they’re always on the lookout for suspicious activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to the top of the drug game!

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UglyFreak20sMinecraftSMP

attractiveness, body image, career struggles, dating struggles, depression, emotional resilience., life challenges, line cook, Loneliness, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, Restaurant (Industry), self esteem, self worth, self-image, social rejection, societal standards, ugly freak, UglyFreak20sMinecraftSMP

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of adulthood! Instead of worrying about being a line cook and getting ghosted by women, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your wildest blocky adventures in our server? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in Minecraft, so you might just have better luck with the ladies here! Say goodbye to the woes of adulthood and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many blocks you can stack. Join now and start crafting your way to a happier, more pixelated life!

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MaduroCraft: Election Edition

authoritarian regime, Corruption, deadly, Democracy, Dictatorship, disputed election, Edition, election, electoral fraud, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, PROTESTS, regime change, reprisals, sanctions, south america, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

Yo, so like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela’s Maduro causing chaos and threatening peeps left and right! It’s like a battle royale up in here, with protests and elections going down in the virtual world. Who will come out on top and claim victory? Will it be you, the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now for a wild ride filled with danger, drama, and deadly reprisals! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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New Dawn SMP

13, Anarchy, Bases, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, diamonds, Discord, Griefing, java, Javaedition, Minimum, new dawn, Nintendoswitch, ps4, rules, Server, shop system, smp, stealing, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xbox

Welcome to New Dawn! A 13+ whitelisted survival minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing, or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!

Feel free to join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6

166.1.173.231:25604

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Welcome to the Greatlands Server – Where roleplay, factions, and PVP collide… in chaotic harmony!

at home feeling, chaotic, collide, Community, content team, Creators, Discord, Factions, FANTASY, floating sky kingdoms, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Harmony, immersive survival, Kingdoms, labyrinth, Lore, Monsters, mystical creatures, ongoing, pandemic, PvP, Roleplay, Server, server code, shape shifting, Simplicity, Trailer

The Greatlands Server	16+

Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and more roaming the land. Experience an immersive survival gameplay and unique role-playing experience in our server.

Join our Discord to receive the server code: https://discord.gg/yuqtjqbXW7

Check out The Greatlands Server trailer and related content: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_3qOveUds

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is The Greatlands?	The Greatlands is a fantasy Minecraft server and gaming community with a rich lore and unique role-playing experience.
How do I join the server?	You must join our Discord server to receive the server code.
What do you offer?	We offer an immersive survival gameplay, unique role-playing experience, and the Labyrinth game mode. Our server is also featured in a YT series and book.
Who created The Greatlands?	The Greatlands was created by a team of creators around the world over 3 years ago and has grown into a thriving community.
Can I bring my own gaming content to The Greatlands?	Yes, you can share your gaming content and creations within our community, just make sure to follow the rules and respect other members.

”Crafty Niggas Minecraft Server”

African American, Black culture, collaboration, Concert, Crafty, discrimination, Europe, fashion, France, Hip Hop, Jay-Z, kanye west, luxury, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, niggas, niggers in Paris, Paris, racism, Rap, Server, song, travel

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle zombie unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a virtual concert featuring the one and only Creeper DJ!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

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