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RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3666
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	5674	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	109
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Votes:	7197
Dragon Eggs Found:	1927	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?