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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Potions Brewed:	196
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	131	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	871

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!