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GrannyGoneByeByeMC

Boundaries, child behavior, co parenting, Communication, divorce aftermath, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Generational conflict, grandparent involvement, GrannyGoneByeByeMC, inconsiderate behavior, morning routine, parenting, parenting challenges, Respect, setting boundaries, sleep schedule

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Towns Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a bossy mom!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent to your kid, without any interference from the mom boss! No more waking up early to say goodbye, no more inconsiderate behavior – just pure Minecraft fun!

We have special quests where you can defeat the evil mom boss and reclaim your rightful place as the parent in charge. Build epic structures, mine for rare resources, and show your kid the true meaning of teamwork (without the unnecessary wake-up calls).

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the ultimate boss!

DailyDoseOfDerps Minecraft SMP

adventurous, DailyDoseOfDerps, Diverse, easy-going, Energetic, Friends, Fun, Good Vibes, Happy, INTERESTING, KIND, like-minded, Loyal, Minecraft, open-minded, outgoing, Positive, Reliable, smp, socializing, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	173
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most elite and outrageous players who are ready to take Minecraft to a whole new level.

Imagine a world where players ride around on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and hold epic dance parties in the Nether. That’s just a typical day on our server. We’ve got players who have tamed dragons, built entire cities in the sky, and even created their own mini-games that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we also have the most ridiculous and hilarious community events you’ve ever seen. From costume contests where players dress up as their favorite mobs to massive treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-studded golden toilet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and become part of the craziest and most fun community around. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for your wild antics and insane builds.

CraftyMysteryLand

baffling mysteries, baffling riddles, biggest mystery, CraftyMysteryLand, Cryptic Puzzles, enigmatic events, enigmatic mysteries, enigmatic puzzles, mysterious conundrums, mysterious events, Mysterious phenomena, mysterious phenomenon, mysterious puzzles, perplexing conundrums, perplexing enigmas, perplexing mysteries, puzzling enigmas, puzzling mysteries, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unsolved mystery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4464	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the biggest mystery ever – why do creepers explode when they get close to you? Is it because they’re secretly just big green balloons filled with TNT? Only one way to find out – join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted the power of infinite chicken nuggets. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Get your groove on with these bony party animals and show off your best dance moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, explosion, hezbollah, Incident, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, mass pager explosion, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Paramedics, Political unrest, security threat, Server, Terrorism, violence, Wounded

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the explosions are so lit, even Hezbollah members are getting in on the action! we’ve got more boom boom than a fireworks show on the fourth of july, and our players are dropping like flies from all the excitement. join now and see if you can survive the chaos and carnage, or if you’ll end up like one of those poor Hezbollah dudes in Lebanon. it’s a blast, literally!

LebCraft BoomPager Iran

Ambassador, Attack, BoomPager, Conflict, diplomatic incident, Embassy, explosion, injured, international relations, iran, Iran’s, lebanon, LebCraft, Mehr news agency, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, News, pager, Politics, security threat, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	2031
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where even the iranian ambassador got injured by a pager explosion!! if that doesn’t make you wanna play, i don’t know what will!! we have explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?? join now for a wild ride like no other!!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	106
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5736
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2215
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!