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GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	628
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5817
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9842	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2337
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2670
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4198	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!