tits and ass – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SisNoBlingBday
birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, Birthday Party, birthday traditions, family dynamics, family gatherings, family traditions, favoritism, feeling left out, gift giving, Jealousy, sibling comparison, sibling competition, sibling favoritism, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisNoBlingBday, twin siblings
Are you tired of being overshadowed by your little sister on your birthday? Do you want a place where you can shine like the diamond you are? Join our Minecraft server and leave your sibling rivalry behind! On our server, everyone is treated like royalty, especially on their birthday. No more feeling left out while your sister gets all the attention and gifts. Here, you’ll be the star of the show, and you’ll never have to worry about being overshadowed again. So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other!

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PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP
checks and balances, civil disobedience, consequences, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Disobedience, Duty, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, national security, Police, president, PresidentialChaos, Rebellion, resistance, Rule of Law, smp, unlawful orders, us military
Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.
But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.
And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.

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BlockBusterSurprise
BlockBusterSurprise, cinematic experience, edge of seat, Gripping, HOLY SHIT, hour left, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, long movie, Movie, plot twist, Shocking.., surprise ending, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling moments, time flies, unexpected plot, unexpected turns, unexpected twists.
Have you ever watched a movie that made you question your life choices and wonder if you’ll ever get that wasted time back? Well, imagine playing on a Minecraft server that makes you feel the exact opposite – like time is flying by because you’re having so much fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenging other players to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall off a cliff because you’re laughing too hard).
So, if you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to scream “Holy shit there is still an hour left,” then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons). See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs trying to kill you).

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server
America, Contrast, CraftyUkraine, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, disagreement, envoy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, News, Politics, remarks, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, US
lol u know u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the backing of the US envoy! they say we’re like their bffs or somethin, so u know we’re legit. forget what trump says, we got the real support out here in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! #USenvoyapproved #minecraftforlife

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MineLink: Threats & Minerals
Agreement, Communication, Conflict, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, minelink, MINERALS, minerals deal, Négotiation, Politics, Resources, Reuters, sanctions, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat, Threats, Ukraine, US
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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MineCrafty Bowel Busters
anxiety, bowel, Busters, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, gastrointestinal health, holistic health, Improvement, irritable bowel syndrome, mental health, mind-body connection, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness intervention, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Mindfulness training, minecrafty, psychological well-being, research findings, Stress Management, study, Symptoms
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft and also get rid of ur irritable bowel syndrome at the same time? well, u r in luck cuz our server is the place to be! not only will u be building epic structures and fighting mobs, but u will also be getting mindfulness training to help with ur ibs.
imagine this: u r in the middle of a intense battle with a creeper, and suddenly u feel ur ibs symptoms disappear. it’s like magic! and if that wasn’t enough, ur anxiety and depression symptoms will also improve while u play on our server. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness!
so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure while also improving ur mental and physical health. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Invictus

Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Invictus, Jobs, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, resource packs, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival

Invictus SMP ⛏️
Server IP: invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port: 25591
Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We’re starting our 10th season TODAY with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 220+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock Edition. You can connect using the Bedrock Port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server?	Yes, you must join the Discord before playing online on the server.
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are community events, player shops, and other activities on the server.

Enchanted Betrayal 1.20.6
1.20.6, BETRAYAL, betraying fans, betrays, en, EN fanbase, EN fandom, Enchanted, fanbase, fanbase betrayal, fanbase disappointment
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s so lit, it betrays the EN fanbase. I mean, who even does that? But that’s what makes it so epic, you know? Like, you gotta be there to witness the madness. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. One minute you’re mining diamonds, the next you’re betraying your own fanbase. It’s wild, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Just do it, bro. You won’t be disappointed.

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CafeClosure Minecraft Server
Apology, bill, cafe, CafeClosure, Closing, confusion, Danish, Defensive, Friends, iced coffee, limited options, lunch, Manager, Minecraft, public holiday, Questioning, regional area, SAUSAGE ROLL, Server, Shocked, soft drink, Surcharge, Surprise
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a cafe manager on the verge of closing down! Join us for a unique experience filled with surprises and unexpected twists.
Picture this: you and your friends log on to the server, ready for a fun day of building and exploring. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cafe in the virtual world. Excited, you walk in, only to find no one behind the counter. But don’t worry, that’s just the beginning of the adventure!
As you try to order some virtual treats, the cafe manager starts acting all mysterious and defensive. You ask for the prices, but he refuses to give you a straight answer. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he suddenly throws virtual money at you and yells, “YOU’RE THE REASON WHY CAFES CLOSE!”
But hey, that’s just the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server. Who needs a boring old menu when you can have a chaotic cafe experience like this? So come join us and see what other insane antics await you. Just remember, always question the prices and watch out for flying virtual bills!

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NoRoomForDrama
Boundaries, comfort, friendship, Frustration, house sitting, Lifestyle, living situation, mental health, NoRoomForDrama, outgoing, OVERWHELMING, Party, Peace, privacy, Respect, Social, stress, Support, Trust, unsupportive
Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your virtual space tidy? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of privacy and peace, unlike some friends who can’t seem to keep things in order (looking at you, Megan).
Join our server and never worry about strangers invading your virtual home to film questionable content without your consent. We promise to keep your space clean and organized, free from any unwanted surprises.
Don’t let your friends turn your Minecraft world upside down. Join our server and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience where your boundaries are always respected. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a messy house-sitter like Megan!

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