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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3603	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	131	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	210327
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5697
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health practices, Mental health resources, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!