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StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than musk’s starlink in brazil 😂 our server is so lit that even the judge had to order us to block x, but we ain’t backing down cuz we’re rebels like that 🤘

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit 😱 our community is like a dysfunctional family, but we all love each other in our own weird way 🤪

join us now and be part of the madness, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what’s gonna happen next 🤣 plus, we have free cookies for new players (just kidding, we ate them all already 🍪) so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos! 🎉

CraftyChristmasMaduro

christmas, Controversial Decision, CraftyChristmasMaduro, early celebration, economic collapse, Government, holiday declaration, humanitarian crisis, international reaction, Maduro, Nicolas Maduro, October, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, post-election, socialist regime, south america, Strife, TURMOIL, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	754
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	116	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops!

What is the IP for impulseSV Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	9535

ImpulseSV is a popular content creator and YouTuber known for his engaging and informative videos on the popular game Minecraft. With a focus on redstone engineering and creative building, ImpulseSV has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to the game. He is also a member of the Hermitcraft server, collaborating with other top Minecraft players to create captivating content for their audience. ImpulseSV’s dedication to quality and innovation has solidified his place as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

LongHaul

Friendlycommunity, Longhaul, Minecraft, Plugins, qualityoflife, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	871689

Welcome to Long-Haul Minecraft Server! We are SMP with quality of life plugins. To keep the game fun but also close to vanilla as possible. We have a friendly community that is growing. Looking forward to seeing you join us!

longhaulserver.apexmc.co

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Back to School Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, NA General, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Summoning Info, The Great Tea Ceremony Battle

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine fighting in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players duke it out with teacups and saucers instead of swords and axes. Or how about facing off against The Man Who Returned from Hell, a mysterious figure with a penchant for pranks and mischief?

But that’s not all – we also have a Back to School Campaign where you can enroll in classes like Creeper 101 and Enderman Etiquette. And don’t forget to check out our Summoning events, where you can try to summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a tea-loving warrior with a taste for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Remember, in our world, anything can happen – and usually does!

””Trump Insider Here”” Minecraft SMP

controversial, exclusive, Insider, insider access, insider account, insider information, insider interview, insider knowledge, insider perspective, insider secrets, insider source, long tail tag, Minecraft, News, Political, Presidency, smp, social media, Status, tier10k, trump, Warning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.

InLawExit – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, departure date, discomfort, Etiquette, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guests, Hospitality, Hosting, in-laws, InLawExit, Manners, Marriage, Minecraft, overstay, Peace of mind, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8927	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, crying, Dirty Looks, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family, Flight, headphones, ignoring, ipad, iPadCraft, Manners, NoDaughterNoProblem, parenting, Respect, screen time, Technology, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!

EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Cruelty, Daily Life, dark deeds, Despicable, Diabolical, evil person, evildoer, EvilVillager, harmful actions, immoral individual, Maleficent, MALEVOLENT, malicious behavior, Minecraft, nefarious character, personal experience, Sinister, sinister figure, smp, Villain, wickedness, wrongdoer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CraftyPlotTwistMC

#revelation, Astonishing, CraftyPlotTwistMC, dramatic, eye-opening, Incredible, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, Real Life, reddit, Shocking.., Surprising, twist in the story, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	172
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where every day is a new plot twist waiting to happen.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But wait, they’re actually secret agents in disguise and they need your help to defeat the evil chicken army that’s planning to take over the server!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking mushrooms who challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win rare loot. Who knew mushrooms had such killer moves?

And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous pandas stole all the TNT on the server and challenged everyone to a game of explosive hide-and-seek. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? It’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss out on!