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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3258 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.
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come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
