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ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror
avoiding negative media, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, daily routines, everyday thoughts, height discrimination, height insecurity, invisibility to women, manlets, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, physical activity, repeat behaviors, rule, self-care, self-perception, short men, ShortSquadCraft, ShortStacks, sleep habits, societal beauty standards, TallTales, TinyTerror, video games, workout routines, worldAre you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around! -
Elite Anarchy [1.21]
Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant CommunityDive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.
play.eliteanarchy.com
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🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️
[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, WorldgenABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
- Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
- ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
- Mobs & Players Drop Heads
- Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Minecarts now run 4x faster
- Online Webmap
APPLICATION
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist
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MineBrit Minecraft Server
#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, ServerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
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VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.