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Great Piece Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7841	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as lewd as possible! Our players are so wild that they’ve started wearing diamond armor as lingerie and strutting around the server like it’s a fashion show. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to post yourself…unless you want to show off your pixelated pecs! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just make sure to leave your modesty at the door!

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	514850
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	769
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
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Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1406
Crops Grown:	6518	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!