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BlockyHorrorShow

BlockyHorrorShow, cleaning, cleaning industry, cleaning nightmares, deep cleaning, Disgusting, Disturbing, extreme cleaning, gory, graphic, gross, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, horror stories, messy situations, revolting, Shocking.., Traumatic, unsanitary conditions, unsettling, worst experiences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	733	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing diamond armor, riding on top of giant chickens. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a creeper breakdance while shooting fireworks out of its butt? Well, you will on this server! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to battle their way through a maze of killer bunnies armed with carrot swords.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous structures using only blocks of cheese and slime. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). You won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

CraftySemiteHaterzLOL

Anti-Jewish sentiments, Anti-Semitic incidents, anti-Semitic propaganda, Anti-Semitism statistics, antisemitism, CraftySemiteHaterzLOL, discrimination, Europe, extremism, germany, Hate Speech, Holocaust, human rights violations, Jewish community, minority rights, racism, religious intolerance, Rising hate crimes, Social Issues, watchdog, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	4501
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, u kno wat u shud do? join dis epic minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like ur playin in a world made of cheeseburgers and unicorns!

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!

also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.

so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!

EqualPayCraft

Business CEOs, corporate ethics, corporate governance, corporate responsibility, economic inequality, EqualPayCraft, executive compensation, executive pay, executive salaries, fair wages, income disparity, income distribution, income fairness, income gap, income inequality, labor wages, publicly traded corporations, social justice, wealth gap, worker compensation, workforce salaries

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceos of publicly traded corporations are banned from making more money than their employees? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!

come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.

plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!

VoxelVerse

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

VoxelVerse is a Dutch server with a nice SMP. In this SMP we process a unique story and organize live events that are also streamed!

play.voxelverse.nl

SurfkoCraft

Adventure, at, building, Community, competitive, Crafting, Enjoy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quality, Sandbox, Server, SurfkoCraft, Survival, Survival Games, top-notch

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	531913
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

best minecraft server PvP Survival join and enjoy our minecraft server AT is almost always online The quality of the server is top notch So what are you waiting for?

mc.surfkocraft.eu:52331

💎 | VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP | $450 Player Payouts | Looking For Staff!

Adventure, cashapp, Community, Crates, Custom, Enchantments, Events, Fun, Gaming, Gui, join us, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, Minecraft, Paypal, Player Payouts, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shop, smp, Staff, Store, Store Credit, Survival, Teaming, Teams, vibrant, VitalityMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP: A New Adventure Awaits! 🎮Step into the world of VitalityMC Lifesteal, a Minecraft server that takes survival gameplay to the next level. Our unique Lifesteal mode rewards you for each player you defeat, turning every victory into a boost for your survival. Explore a world filled with custom enchantments, exclusive rewards, and heart-pounding events. Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival is a thrilling adventure. Your survival journey begins now!Features 🌟

gameplay.Exclusive Rewards: Earn exclusive

Payouts 💰We’re excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:

1st place: $200 (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 (10% of $300)

Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit

1st place: $200 in store credit (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 in store credit (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 in store credit (10% of $300)

Join Us 📝Ready to start your adventure? Join us today at play.vitalitymc.net and let’s make VitalityMC Lifesteal an even more vibrant place to play! 🎉

play.vitalitymc.net

BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BlockyCraft, breeze, Carefree, Childhood, freedom, Happiness, Inner child, Innocence, joy, Memories, Minecraft, Nature, Nostalgia, outdoors, playful, REJUVENATION, Serenity, Server, transformation, WHIMSICAL, WIND

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the wind doesn’t just blow, it turns you into a child again! That’s right, log onto our server and feel the breeze whisk you back to your carefree days of playing with blocks and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. Join them in their quest for world domination and maybe they’ll teach you their ways.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only accepts diamonds as payment for safe passage? Better start mining, because you’ll need all the bling you can get to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wind of change like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

Blocky Beirut Minecraft Server

Beirut, blocky, China, crazy times, diplomatic efforts., escalating tensions, EU, global conflict, global security, international crisis., Lebanon war, Magnitude, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, OSN, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Server, starting war, Usa, war prevention, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so massive, even the entire USA, EU, China, Russia, and OSN are all trying to stop the chaos that’s about to go down! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌍 The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!

🚀 We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!

🦄 You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?

🔥 The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. 😉

SisMomMC_Server

adoptive parent, bio family, birth mom, Communication, family dynamics, Fatherhood, hedge fund, ivy league, Motherhood, open adoption, overachiever, parenting decisions, relationship boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, sibling relationship, SisMomMC_Server, Teen Mom, yoga

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magic Items Found:	8642	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships and drama just like in the real world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

So come on, join us and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and excitement! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.

FameCraft: Where Pixelated Dreams Come True

Attention, Behavior, big deal, Celebrity, crazy, dreams, Fame, Famecraft, Glimpse, known, media frenzy, MILLION, News, Obsession, pixelated, publicity, recognition, self-promotion, Small, social media, trend, True, viral, Wild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4107
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES. ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO SELL ME INSURANCE, LIKE WHAT? ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW PARTIES ON WEEKENDS. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS, U WON’T REGRET IT!