| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 823 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1162 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5752 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5410 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 682 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9881 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1071 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2478 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5135 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4928 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3988 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
