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HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4324	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3424	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7096	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	105
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!