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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Items Found:	6564
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Emeralds Found:	6550	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Animals Bred:	136
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	336
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	9084	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Buildings Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Votes:	1270
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9913
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.