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Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	8154	Dragon Eggs Found:	7237
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2864	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Animals Bred:	64	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	1986
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Farms Harvested:	784
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!