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CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

aggravating, annoyances, ANNOYING, bothers, bothersome, CraftRage, everyday annoyances, Frustration, Frustrations, grievances, irksome, IRRITATING, irritations, MINOR, minor inconvenience, Nuisance, peeves, pet peeve, pisses off, vexations, vexing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4365	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server

Afghan girls, Afghan society, Afghan women, Afghanistan, Bans, deputy, education access, education bans, education for all, EduCraft, empowerment, equality, gender equality, girl’s rights, girls education, HUMAN RIGHTS, leader, Minecraft, Server, Taliban, Taliban deputy, Taliban leadership, women’s education, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadness

RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!

Capital Punishment, China, crime deterrent, Crime Prevention, crimes, criminal justice, deadly attacks, Execute2Men, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Public Safety, punishment, revenge on society, RevengeCraft, Rule of Law, social order, society

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time!

Crafty Scientists: Trust Us, We Know!

68 countries, association, Attitudes, CONSERVATIVE, Countries, Crafty, Europe, findings, Global, NEGATIVE, North America, political orientation, research, right leaning, role in society, scientists, society, study, Trust, Trust in scientists

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got scientists from 68 countries up in here doin’ some wild experiments. trust me, u ain’t never seen redstone contraptions like this before.

if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.

Davidscloud Servers

Amplified, Banking, Caves, Cliffs, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Event, Gaming, Interest, Ip:, landscape, market, Merchants, Pets, platform restrictions, PORT, Protection, SECURITY, Servers, smp, Survival, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

About Davidscloud

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
Multiple Worlds	Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!
Another Tidbit	Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Nutty Seeds Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, antioxidants, clean eating, diet, ENERGY, fiber, Haven, Healthy Eating, MINERALS, Natural, nutrition, nuts, NUTTY, omega-3 fatty acids, organic, plant protein, Plant-Based, protein, Seeds, SNACKS, superfoods, vegan, VITAMINS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz all my niggas be eatin nuts and seeds like squirrels on crack!

We got trees that drop Doritos instead of leaves, and when you mine, you find gold-plated chicken nuggets instead of boring old ore.

The mobs are all wearing party hats and dancing to dubstep music, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with giant flying tacos as your mounts.

So come on, join the madness and let’s get nutty together on this insane Minecraft server!

Mommy MineTimeVacay

abusive behavior, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, dating outside culture, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, long distance relationships, mental health, MineTimeVacay, Mommy, online dating, parental expectations, personal autonomy, relationships, self esteem, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, vacation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a getaway in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots – how egg-citing!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to win a virtual date with a pixelated princess (or prince) who will serenade you with love songs while riding a pig. It’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and let the laughter begin!

RedSeaCraft: No Houthis Allowed

Allowed, arms embargo, ceasefire agreement, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Houthis, international relations, iran, Israeli ships, maritime security, Middle East conflict, military aggression, Naval Blockade, peace negotiations, Red Sea attacks, RedSeaCraft, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, security threats, united nations, Violent extremism, Yemen crisis

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis who gonna end Red Sea attacks, but only against Israeli ships! Like, who even knew houthis played Minecraft, amirite? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even witness some epic battles between houthis and Israeli ships. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So grab your pickaxe and come build with us!

SubparCraft: Golfing for Diamonds

achievement, below par, challenge, Competition, diamonds, Excellence, goals, Golf, Golfing, Good, Improvement, mindset, Performance, perspective, scoring, skill, sports, Standards, subpar, SubparCraft, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.

we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.

also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Punch: Childhood to Chaos

Chaos, Childhood, PIXEL, Punch

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	2976
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we make sure your kids are exposed to the most violent content possible so they can grow up to be the ultimate antisocial beings in adolescence! we have lava pits, exploding creepers, and zombie hordes galore to make sure your little ones are on the fast track to becoming the next supervillain. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join now for a chance to raise the next generation of troublemakers!