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Nine Hundred Seconds Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything moves at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, everything moves at lightning speed! We call it “900 SECONDS” because that’s all the time you’ll need to build an epic castle, tame a dragon, and defeat the Ender Dragon all in one go!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where creepers explode in confetti, diamonds rain from the sky, and pigs fly (literally)! Our community is filled with the craziest players who love to pull pranks, host epic PvP battles, and create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join “900 SECONDS” today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every 900 seconds!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9617
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

CraftyClocks

clock, CraftyClocks, Deadlines, efficiency, long trail, managing time, passing time, PRESSURE, productivity, stress, Ticking, Ticking Away, time awareness, time flies, time is precious, time is ticking., time is valuable, Time management, time perception, time running out, time ticking by

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Farms Harvested:	897
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

NATORejectsPutin’sBFF

Alliance, Ally, Conflict, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Military, nato, NATORejectsPutinsBFF, Politics, putin, rival, russia, sanctions, snub, Tensions, Withdrawal

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3287
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.

our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.

so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Jan6thConspiracyCraft

alternative facts, belief systems, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, denialism, digital deception, event denial, fake news, Historical revisionism, information warfare, Jan6thConspiracyCraft, January 6th, Memory distortion, Misinformation, political extremism, Propaganda, reality denial, social media manipulation, truth decay, truth distortion, video manipulation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	5337	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the conspiracy theory that january 6th never happened!! build your base in the shape of a tin foil hat to protect yourself from the government spies watching your every move. participate in daily quests to uncover the truth behind the fake news and earn special rewards like a diamond pickaxe with built-in truth serum. team up with other players to raid the secret government base hidden deep underground and expose the lizard people controlling the world. don’t be a sheep, join our server and wake up to the truth!

LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

APPROVED, CDC, CDC report, community connections, depression risk, emotional well being, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, pandemic effects, public health, social distancing, social isolation, social support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1010	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character banner, character demo, clorinde, Collaboration Web Event, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Event, Explore Nature, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Mutual Security Enhancing Simulation, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	7345	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and excitement!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you come across a hidden village filled with talking animals and magical creatures. They beckon you to join them on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Silent Sands and defeat the evil Clorinde.

But that’s not all! Our server also features daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. And don’t forget about our weapon banners, including the legendary Absolution sword that can slice through anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

PixelRain Minecraft Server

2D, Adventure, Atmospheric, Challenging, confusion, Creature, directionless, Exploration, exploration game, exploration platformer, indie game, indie platformer, Lost, Minecraft, mysterious atmosphere, mysterious world, open world, PixelRain, platformer, puzzle, Rain World, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5241	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has a GPS feature that will guide you to your destination with just a click of a button! No more wandering aimlessly and getting lost in the wilderness like a lost puppy. Join us and never have to ask yourself, “where the fuck am I supposed to go??” again!

TripTrioNoGo

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, college students, feelings, friendship, healthcare major, honeymoon, hurt, Japan, Manipulation, pick me up, Romantic, selfish, travel, trip, TripTrioNoGo, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

Altering, altering food, Aspect, CHANGE, enhancing food, everyone, Food, food accessibility, food distribution, food production, food quality, food sustainability, food variety, FoodieCraft, granted, improving food, list, long tail, tags, wish, WishfulEats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSED, Conflict, CraftyRussian, Deliberate, european union, Evidence, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, icc, international law, investigation, Justice, Mariupol, military aggression, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, starvation tactics, Submission, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal

bilateral agreement, Deal, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, european allies, foreign policy, G7 Summit, G7Craft, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, joint defense initiative, long-term commitment, military alliance, nato, peace and stability, regional security, SECURITY, security agreement, strategic partnership, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, US, USUkraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	2444
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2638	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!