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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8821 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6629 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.