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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9432 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
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