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PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	584	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Star Shards Collected:	118
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	3134	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1482	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2574
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!