Throwback hits of the 1990’s 2000’s Minecraft Servers

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	2893
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	6744
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crops Grown:	9182	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!