Throbaks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLove: $30 Max

Affordable Dates, Budget, courtship, CraftyLove, Date night, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating tips, dining out, Entertainment, Expenses, financial limits, first date, love, Max, MONEY, relationships, romance, socializing, SPENDING

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	511	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on a first date, only to have them ghost you the next day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without breaking the bank! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about spending more than a stack of dirt on a date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that your pickaxe might just turn into a diamond one when you’re not looking. So come on, join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!

Arbel Yehoud, ArbelCraft, Blockade, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, palestinians, peace talks, Politics, Release, resolution, RETURN, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1298
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9953

yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter

Blossom Haven 1.21

#youtube, 3D streams, Blossom, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, Haven, hololive, Hololive talents, holoWitches, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, original songs, sakura miko, twitch, twitter, Virtual idol, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo yo yo, check it out! This Minecraft server is like, the craziest place to be, bro! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got links to Sakura Miko’s YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter! You can watch her 3D streams and listen to her original and cover songs while playing Minecraft, how cool is that? Plus, there’s a MikoBoat and HoloWitches to spice things up. And don’t even get me started on the merch, you gotta get your hands on that sweet Sakura Miko swag, man. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

PerfectSongCraft

all-time favorite, best song, favorite song, flawless lyrics, ideal song, Music, music lover, music recommendation, musical perfection, perfect harmony, perfect melody, perfect song, PerfectSongCraft, song perfection, song suggestion, timeless classic, top choice, TOP SONG, ultimate favorite, ultimate perfection, ultimate song

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	59
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	778
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.

So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!

PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

000, 10 years, 200, 2021, children, diagnoses, dysphoria, england, fiftyfold, gender dysphoria, GP records, Healthcare, low overall, medical diagnosis, mental health, one in 1, one in 60, PixelPride, prevalence, Rise, Skyrocket, societal trends, study, Transgender

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	119	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, 12 year old girl wrists, body dysmorphia, body dysphoria, body image issues, body insecurities, Enchanted, feminine wrists, gym frustration, gym struggles, Insecurity, Quests, Realm, self-consciousness, small boned, small wrists, unattractive wrists, wrist comparison, wrist envy, wrist insecurity, wrist size, wrist size insecurity, wrist struggles

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

CreepyCelebMC SMP

Celebrity, creeps, creepy celebrities, CreepyCelebMC, Disturbing, disturbing celebrities, disturbing famous people, eerie, eerie celebrities, eerie famous people, FAMOUS, famous figures, famous people, smp, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable celebrities, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling celebrities, unsettling famous figures, unsettling famous people, unsettling personalities

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

NoobMistakez

basic skills, improvement journey, Incompetence, learning curve, NoobMistakez, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-improvement goals, self-improvement journey, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement strategies, self-improvement techniques, self-improvement tips, weaknesses

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

+x, bbc news, Censorship, consequences, controversy, crime, decision, investigation, legal action, Media, Minecraft, murder, News, ONLINE, refusal, Refused, Southport killer, SouthportKiller69s, take down, Tragedy, Video, VIEWED

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

TeaCraft – Sticky Situation

adhesive films, Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, cancer treatment, chemotherapy, green tea, green tea benefits, green tea extract, green tea research, green tea therapy, holistic healing, inflammation, mouth lining, mucositis relief, natural remedy, novel treatment, oral health, oral mucositis, plant-based medicine, radiation, Situation, sticky, TeaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have green tea-based adhesive films to heal all your oral mucositis problems! forget about boring old treatments, we got the power of green tea on our side! imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while your mouth is feeling all soothed and refreshed. trust us, you won’t find this kind of healing power anywhere else in the minecraft world. join us now and experience the magic of green tea in a whole new way!