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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6840 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
