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Welcome to the TeenyTinCan Vanilla SMP! No giants allowed in this tiny world! Join now on version 1.21!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

LittleSMP Part III Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Various datapacks and server optimization mods
Server Status	Under maintenance, new world preparation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, the use of hacks or any advantages over other players is not allowed.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and make a ticket after sending a friend request to `yani01`.
What can I do on the server?	You can play with other players, build bases, form clans, and more.
Where can I find more information about server changes?	Visit our discord server for detailed information on server changes.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Canadian, culture, Dictatorship, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, History, hitler, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, leadership, MapleCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of all the Canadians turning into mini-Hitlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven from Canadian tyranny! Join us and fight against the maple syrup-fueled dictatorship with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker beneath the North Pole, where Santa’s elves are ready to help you build the most epic base you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Canadian Hitlers who’s boss!

Manifesting Lesbian BFF Minecraft SMP

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love and acceptance., MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, ryuuu edition, save me, Self-expression, smp, soulmate, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	4439
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by talking about your feelings with your lesbian BFF who will magically appear and save you from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding llamas into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen, building giant statues of your favorite YouTubers out of nothing but dirt and gravel, and participating in intense dance battles with creepers for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and emotional vulnerability guide you to victory! (Disclaimer: lesbian BFF not guaranteed to actually save you, but she will definitely provide some killer fashion advice.)

GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cold shoulder, Communication, Confrontation, Drinking, emotional turmoil, forgiveness, Goodbye, GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer, Infidelity, internal struggle, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, Marriage, marriage counseling, pub lunches, relationships, Trust, work colleagues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any cheating spouses in sight!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. No need to worry about your wife running off with a colleague here – the only thing you’ll be running off with is a stack of diamonds!

Forget about cold shoulders and goodbye messages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying goodbye to is boredom. So come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

WhineCraft: Go Home Noob

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will have you saying “roommate who?” in no time.

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more crying roommates, no more expensive jewelry to worry about stealing (unless you’re into that kind of thing in-game, we don’t judge).

Our server is so awesome, even that cute guy from your class who rejected you will be begging to join once he hears about all the epic builds and crazy shenanigans happening here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EternalLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of constantly respawning in Minecraft every time you die? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about losing your items or starting over again. Join us and become an immortal Minecraft god!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So not only will you be invincible, but you’ll also be rolling in riches. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a diamond-pooping unicorn on your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with all the rarest loot in the game. From enchanted weapons to powerful armor, you’ll have everything you need to dominate the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

WeirdoCraft

BIZARRE, eccentric, eccentric person, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, oddball, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Have you ever met a creeper who loves to dance the floss while exploding? Well, get ready to meet even weirder characters on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to team up with a zombie who moonwalks while chasing players, or a skeleton who tells dad jokes while shooting arrows.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts karaoke nights in the End dimension. Imagine belting out your favorite tunes while dodging fireballs and dragon breath!

So if you’re looking for a truly bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to meet the weirdest characters in the blocky world!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	387	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we spy on each other like russian diplomats but with a twist! instead of getting expelled, you get rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! be a sneaky spy and outsmart your enemies to become the ultimate spy master! join now for a chance to uncover secret bases and steal all the loot! who needs russia when you can have all the fun here! spy on, comrades!

RetireCraft: Age Up Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	137	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

lol, forget about retirement age, come join our minecraft server and never worry about getting old! we got potions that make you stay young forever, just like a vampire but without the blood sucking. our server is like a fountain of youth, except instead of water, it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs retirement when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling dragons? plus, our community is so lively and energetic, you’ll feel like a teenager again. so come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5529
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8671	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!