thread guidelines – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!
But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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New Server IP
Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, forum etiquette, forum policies, forum rules, McCraftface, Moderation, New thread., posting guidelines, thread control, thread creation., thread delay, thread guidelines, thread initiation, thread limitations, thread management, Thread post, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread restrictions., thread starting, thread timing, Tread, wait time
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

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New Server IP
Dekinais R Us Minecraft Server
Calli tier, Dekinais, en, Immersion, Improvement, language acquisition, language development, language education, language fluency, language improvement, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, Minecraft, progress, Raora, Server, Tatsumoto guide, Waste of time
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever changes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and lava!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the dekinais are actually improving, thanks to the secret Tatsumoto guide that we have hidden deep within our virtual realm. Forget wasting your time on other servers, here you’ll see progress like never before.
And if you’re worried about Raora not reaching her full potential, fear not! Our server is so immersive that we guarantee she’ll be calli tier in just one or two years. It’s like magic, but with pickaxes and creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a gaming adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to hold onto your toe, you might need it for the journey ahead!

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New Server IP
ScarfCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are celebrated and neck scarves are the hottest fashion trend! Join us and show off your unique scar stories while building epic structures in-game.
We understand the importance of personal style, so feel free to wear your neck scarf proudly without any judgment. In fact, we encourage you to flaunt it and share the story behind it with other players.
Don’t worry about causing a scene like in the real world, here you can be yourself without any family drama. Embrace your scar and let it be a symbol of your strength and individuality in our crazy Minecraft world.
So come on over and join us for a scar-tastic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and of course, fabulous neck scarves! Who knew a simple accessory could lead to such a wild and wacky Minecraft experience?

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New Server IP
GenderRevealGoneWrong
Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGoneWrong, Obligations, parenting, personal time, Priorities, quality time, Resentment, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social events, Time management
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this crazy family drama, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.
Forget about gender reveal parties, on our server, you can reveal your true Minecraft skills to the world! Show off your building prowess, conquer epic quests, and make new friends along the way.
Don’t be like the OP in this story who missed out on all the fun – join our server and never miss a moment of the action! Plus, who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are way more exciting than a gender reveal party!

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New Server IP
CraftySavings Minecraft Server
budgeting, CraftySavings, Financial goals, long term savings, Minecraft, saving for a car, saving for a down payment, saving for a house, saving for a new computer, saving for a new hobby, saving for a new phone, saving for a new wardrobe, saving for a rainy day, saving for a wedding, saving for education, saving for emergencies, saving for investments, saving for retirement, saving for vacation, saving money, Server, short term savings
Are you saving up for a pet dragon? A time machine to go back and fix that embarrassing moment from third grade? Well, forget about all that because our Minecraft server is where you need to be spending your hard-earned diamonds! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! So say goodbye to boring old savings goals and hello to the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

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New Server IP
CelebSwapCraft
Alternate Reality, Alternate Universe, aspiration, Celebrity, CelebSwapCraft, dream fulfillment, dream life, Escape, Fame, famous person, FANTASY, fantasy world, fortune, glamour, Idol, imagination, luxury, role reversal, success, switch lives, wish fulfillment
If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to switch lives with your favorite celebrity every time you log in! Imagine mining diamonds as Beyoncé or building a castle as Elon Musk. The possibilities are endless and totally ridiculous! So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can live out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and start living like a star!

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New Server IP
HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved
allegations, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic mission, envoy, extremism, financial support, foreign influence, funded, funding, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Supporters, Terrorism, terrorist groups, UN probe, united nations, UNprobeApproved
So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
WindCraftMC
WindCraftMC
come join our server and feel the power of the wind turbine in your own home, dude. it’s like having a mini tornado in your living room, but without all the destruction and chaos. imagine the thrill of feeling the wind on your face as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plot world domination. so come on, join us and experience the ultimate rush of wind-powered gaming. it’s gonna blow your mind, literally.

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New Server IP
SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft
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join this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!
we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!

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New Server IP
SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Social, Survival, Surviving, Women
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
hgkl.vanillaboxmc.ru

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New Server IP

Evolution SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

24/7 uptime, add friend, add server, Anti Pay-to-Win, Balanced Economy, bedrock edition, Community Focused, constant updates, cream, Custom Enchants, Evolution, friendly environment, friends tab, Grief Prevention, Ice, java edition, Jobs, multiplayer, play.revsmp.com, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Semivanilla, server address, smp

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants:	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
*🛡️ Grief Prevention:	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
*🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win:	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
*💼 Jobs:	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
*🏪 Player Shops:	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
*🗺️ Quests:	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
*🔧 And A Lot More:	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused:	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment:	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates:	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy:	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime:	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft, Click “Multiplayer”, Click “Add Server”, Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com, Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab, Click “Add Friend”, Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), Click “Add Friend”, After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!