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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4821 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 194 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.